"I hate rabbits; they always look like they're about to say something, but they never do"
"I wonder what the non-pathetics people are doing tonight..."
"If you were a cat, I would have brought you a lasagna"
"Yahoo!! Thank you, Jesus!........As my mother would say"
"In India, cows are like gods, now if you don't stop bugging me I'm gonna punch you in the face, I swear to Cow!"
"I have two questions: a) are you kidding me? and b) Are you freaking kidding me?!"
"a) I rarely kid; and b) When I do kid, you will know it by my use of the word "bazinga"."